Monday, September 17, 2012

Good news/Bad news

The good news: your bride is smoking hot.

The bad news: your bride is fucking someone else on your wedding night.

The good news: she's using a condom.

The bad news: he just told her to stop so he can take it off.

The good news: she's on the pill.

The bad news: she's going to make you lick her clean 'just to be on the safe side'.

The good news: she knows you will hate the taste of it.

The bad news: she knows cum is an acquired taste and that eventually you'll get used to it.

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