Thursday, May 2, 2013

Ever have a woman laugh at your penis?

"No, no, really, size doesn't matter to me."

", it's...cute."

"Are...are you in yet, I can't feel it?"

"I don't like guys that are too big, anyway."

"You do like girls, right?"

"No, sweetie, it's okay, I didn't really want it inside me anyway."

"I'm sure it's close to average."

"It's okay, we can just kiss like girls."

"Of course you made me cum."

"I've never heard of sober whiskey dick, but whatever."


  1. Yes I have, that why I consider myself a sissy who enjoys dressing as a woman. I would love to find someone and please them between their legs or let them please me as a woman.