Me, I live in a little town named Smallville, you may have heard of it, it's in the Southwest. If you're trying to find it, it's on County Road 4, just to the west of Rout 5. Look carefully, cause if you blink, you'll miss it. (There's only one stop light in town, it's usually red.)
It's not a bad town, the Sheriff's a woman, she's the law and order type, and runs a tight ship.
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