Friday, June 13, 2014
"You're luck to be married to such a beautiful woman," an acquaintance said to me the other day at a bar Emily and I were at for an after work event.
"Thank you," I smiled.
"I don't know how you landed her," he said, almost slurring his words, looked down at my crotch. "You must have an eight inch cock and be an animal in bed," he laughed with a wink, wink.
I chuckled with him. "Something like that," I said, thinking he was dead wrong on both counts.
But he was right, I was lucky, very, very lucky.
Even if our bedroom activities are not quite what he assumes they are.
Posted by Saragirl at 12:55 PM