Monday, June 30, 2014

Great Minds...

He finally worked up the nerve to tell his wife he fantasized about seeing her suck a man's cock. Her response? "Funny, I fantasize about the same thing."


Promises, promises


Girls look for partners with a sense of humor:

"Unlock you," she laughed, "that's fucking funny. Unlock you...sweetie, I love the way you make me laugh."


Saturday, June 14, 2014

Some call it kinky...I call it a normal Saturday morning at our house.


6:30-7:30     Wake up, shower, get dressed in my uniform
7:30-8:30     Light cleaning (put away dishes, wipe down kitchen, start laundry)
8:30-9:00     Start coffee, finish kitchen
9:00-9:30     Bring Emily coffee in bed
9:30-10:00   Change bed linens, make bed, straighten bedroom while Emily gets up, showers
10:00-11:00 Dress Emily, second cup of coffee for Emily, breakfast
11:00-1:00   Clean house while Emily reads, catches up with some of her chores (budget, etc.)
1:00-2:30     Lunch (with Emily), inspection; I'm off duty after I clean up from lunch (assuming                                    inspection goes okay.)



Friday, June 13, 2014

The times spent as sissy are wife are so much more valuable than those spent as husband and wife


Lucky


"You're luck to be married to such a beautiful woman," an acquaintance said to me the other day at a bar Emily and I were at for an after work event.

"Thank you," I smiled.

"I don't know how you landed her," he said, almost slurring his words, looked down at my crotch. "You must have an eight inch cock and be an animal in bed," he laughed with a wink, wink.

I chuckled with him. "Something like that," I said, thinking he was dead wrong on both counts.

But he was right, I was lucky, very, very lucky.

Even if our bedroom activities are not quite what he assumes they are.

After dancing the night away, it's nice to come home to a foot worshipping sissy.


Thursday, June 5, 2014

Fantasy

Emily laughed when I once told her I always fantasized, but never experienced, a woman coming to the door wearing a trench coat with nothing but lingerie underneath.

"What's so funny?"

"I dated a guy who used to fantasize about the same thing; it was a great birthday present."

"You...you mean..."

"Yea, he loved it."