Saturday, June 24, 2017

Just because she's married, doesn't mean she can't serve a real man


  1. If you do that, dear,
    you'll be accused of adultery
    at your General Judgement...
    which means you're in Hellfire.
    For eternity.
    You DO NOT want that.
    Lissen-up, lil one.
    Lissen to wisdom...

    That's too whorizontal for my taste...
    yet, if you wiseabove this earth,
    you'll someday BE in Seventh-Heaven
    to make love with moi, aussi
    soft, slow, smooth on a yacht...
    on a waterbed... in a treehouse...
    in a ski-resort... on the beach...
    with thousands of menageAtrois...
    anywhere, ya wild thang,
    for 777ish sextillion years!!!
    (yes, dear, that's a real number).

    Wouldn't ya looove to have a tall,
    erect rocket ship with TWO fuel tanks
    down below, cooling-off N steaming,
    as we land on this rock-solid, pristine,
    wild world where we could be fruitFULL??

    Yet... not here.
    not now.
    not yet.
    Can ya wait for this human?
    I wanna please you N gratify you;
    I wanna give you many, many, many, MANY
    orgasms before I have my own,
    as we'll roam through the universe
    eXXXploring places to procreate...
    Here's how YOU and i can B1;
    here's our proposal:

    I'd looove to meet you
    in passionate, intoxicating,
    larger-than-life Seventh-Heaven...
    yet, you first must be prepared:
    Find-out what RCIA means and join;
    classes are free,
    once per week,
    starting early September.

    Im sooo not better than you
    ...yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
    which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
    Sorry fo d'New Yoirk accent.

    PS Turn-away from idolatry/indifference
    (worshipping the world/laissez-faire).
    Turn-away from mortal sin.
    Turn 180°
    Turn RITE.
    reTurn to Jesus:
    He'd looove for you to be
    forgiven thru repentance.
    Focus on Jesus!!!
    Follow us to the Great Beyond.
    Follow us to Seventh-Heaven.
    Follow us to Holy Mass
    & say the Rosary once per day.
    Do the RCIA, too.
    I. Love. You. earthling
    I'll definitely pray for you
    as you fully trustNjesus.
    God bless your fruitful, indelible soul.

    Yes, earthling, Im an NDE:
    I know exactly what Almighty God
    has prepared for those who love Him
    and follow Him in this finite existence:
    an eternal explosion-of-extravagance
    which few are askin for anymore...
    yet, 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust.
    Strange how many people
    DONT want everything
    from our Creator.
    Que cera cera.

    1. ...or love making with anyone.
      Not just moi, aussi
      (French: me, too).
      Yes, dear, we can have as many clones
      of ourselves as we wanna.

      Choose Jesus.
      You'll be RITE on the moolah.
      God bless you.