Monday, May 7, 2018

Actual Google Searches

"pregnancy without penetration"

"pregnancy without ejaculation"

"pregnancy without male orgasm"

"pregnancy without erection"


  1. Glad to see another post, was afraid "The End" could be the end of your blog.

    The "Google" searches are intriguing, can't wait to hear more.

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  3. Basically they all searched for Artificial Insemination.

  4. Basically. But at home and with my sperm. Like, how to get a woman pregnant without actually fucking her like a man would.

    1. Hi Sara, why not make an exception for this special thing of starting a family? Would that be impossible within the dynamics of your relationship with Emily? Kind regards, John

  5. Try:

    though I can't believe you don't know all this already.

    Personally, I don't understand your wife wanting to conceive this way; but then I find it hard (as a woman) to empathize with most of your wife's life decisions, many of which seem to me to demean her (not you). Each to their own, however.

  6. To the last anonymous commentator - I think that this blog is entirely fictitious, to the extent that it is not even vaguely believable.

    Are we really expected to believe that Emily (apparently desirable to every red blooded man) wants to be with and have children by a passive-aggressive sissy?

    It is tempting to hope that the whole thing is true. The mental image of "Sara" flouncing sulkily around in a baby-doll as Emily ignores her and copes instead with a small child, no sleep and cracked nipples is hilarious, but as I say, it's all made up.

  7. Always love anonymous commentators :)